I apologize for disrupting my activities on this platform for a respectable period of time, I promise to ponder and consider the matters brought to me by various people on this platform! Thank you for your cooperation! ~The President
Ok, John, we all know you're the Trump account
I think trump is funny! 😂😁
like tbh I thought it was so obvious he was a fake 😂
I still have hopes that we’ll see trump again...lol like did u ever have a slight notion that he might be real? like coming on here just before mid terms and then leaving right after the election? 😂
Is anyone in this group anymore?
I know that 😆 ...but I do t care for proper grammar at least not on the Bible memory America first group Message Wall 😂😂
Because it's proper grammar.😆
y u using a comma and a period to say “Hey John”?? 😂😂
Hello Donald, would you please come back I have a question! 😅
Where are the active groups??
Hope everyone had a Merry Christmas 🎄
hey guys I’m leaving. don’t know when I’ll be back.
what state is the noisiest?
oh man John that was great
why can’t u starve in the desert? ...bc of the sandwhichis there 😂
Abraham knew a lot ...the lot was a person
still don’t get it. be back in five min
so he knew a lot ....get it?
Abraham knew lot (his cousin)
course...I’m always awesome 😂😎
Abraham! ...he knew a lot
that is worse then awesome!!!
who was the wisest man in the Bible?
bc Noah was standing on the deck
why didn’t they play cards on the ark?
the last one was diffenetly the best
a little girl was talking to a teacher about whales. the teacher said that it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human even though they are big they have very small throats. he little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. irritated the teacher repeated what she said. the girl said that when she gets to heaven she will ask Jonah. the teacher asks , “what happens if he went to hell”? the girl said, “then u ask him.”
ok this story proves that adults should never argue with children
animal could Noah not trust?
I want to be so full of Christ. that if a mosquito but me he would go away singing there is power in the blood
why didn’t Noah go fishing?
from John 12:49 “For I do not speak of my own Accord...”
uh no ur wrong. everybody knows that Jesus drive a Honda he just didn’t like talking about it.
there is no biblical evidence that Jesus even knew how to parallel park. letting him take the wheel seems a bit irresponsible.
which bible character had no parents?
everyone is made by God and everything else is made in China.
how does Moses make his tea?
those are cheesy. they aren't very funny
You mean when Moses served in Pharoah's court?
what is a missionaries fav. car? a CONvertable
wait I didn’t spell that right. it is job
Who was the youngest Bible character to use foul language? Joab because he cursed today he was born
what do they call elders in Germany? German Shepards
bc. there was something fishy about it
why didn’t Jonah trust the ocean?
when he served in pharaohs court
where was the first tennis match played in the Bible? WARNING ⚠️: if you don’t know throw u ain’t no real Christian.
why couldn’t Cain offer sacrifices to the Lord?
what did Adam say to eve on the day before Christmas?
that one is actually funny
Adam...he was first in the human race 😂😂
who was the fastest person in the Bible?
Red is correct. the second one is FLORida
which state represents a woman from the Bible?
Alabama for the first one.
which state makes flowers?
which state gets the most A’s in school
I don’t know what the weirdest state was either I was asking
The cleanest state is WASHington.
which country are most of the fish made?
what is the weirdest state?
RODE island is the busiest state
What's the cleanest state?
another answer for the short one is MIGITon/Michigan
what is the richest state?
The tallest city is TALLahasee.
what is the shortest state?
what is the tallest state?
yeah he made that one up. let me think of another
lol yes logically but what about the joke part
I think it's supposed to be a joke. Don't think logically.
lol. hey john a friend made this one up. aka u can’t answer...What country is the most contaminated?
I think u r a boy trapped in a 80 year old mans body 😂
People say I'm a 80 year old man trapped in a boy's body.
what am I a cricket hoppin crackin gem?
horseswagglin wagerdoodles
well if dancer made it...
that group is a recipe for disaster
plz join break the code if u like breaking codes
Let’s see if the president comes back on Tuesday. 🙃
hi 👋...pls join Prayer Requests & Emoji Talk Cammy
um hi y’all, I was told to join this group lol
so long my feathered friend!
Sorry. I'll be leaving again very soon.
My school is taking so long today. I'm just now getting a lunch break. On the bright side, I'm going to spend the night with my cousins at my grandparents house. Thankfully, my grandparents don't have brown recluses like Skyler's grandparents.
this is a bbbbooooorrrrrriiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnggggggggg day. someone want to come on?
u should see if it is on YouTube
No, because I don't live in Texas.
it was he most amazing thing ever!!! the closest I have ever been to two presidents at one time! did anyone else go to see it?
trump what do u think of George Bush’s death
FYI my pic is if his coffin
that was like the most amazing thing ever!!
we are going to see bushs train go by!!
lol it’s an extrumpordinary group 😅
I always check to see any new posts
Does anyone use this group anymore?
Thanks. I personally believe there was no interference whatsoever, but I guess they gotta make sure.
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Dear Mr. Trump, I have a question for you. I have heard numerous people talk about the Russians interfering with the election. Is there any proof of this. Also, the embassador that got dismembered. People say you're not being aggressive enough. What are you're thoughts on this?
lol aka...I mostly make jokes about blond pple bc they don’t get them & aren’t offended 😂...ssorry
amara r u saying that bc u can’t do better? 😅
k trump do u play the trumpet?
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True. But they're still funny.
most of his jokes are about me and sound. mainly me
it all depends on if I get them or not
I think his jokes are pretty good.
lol he should make a book
it took me like 10 sec to get that last one
reds fan I think Donald Trump is a President of some sort...was it the USA? yeah i think that’s it!
lol only sound got that one 😂 ...I thought u were the dark haired one Emma
We're all confused, but who is Donald Trump?
I'm so confused right now.
don’t call soundwave ‘it’ dancer ...
ok thanks for the advise.
A little advice for burger: If you have a famous relative, do not publicize it.
Is burger really Beto O'Rourke's niece? Survey says: Yes!
well let’s call reds ‘fan’ 😅
because his name is Frances and he hates that name so we call him fan
Y’all r Beto’s nieces!!!!
we don't call him that. we just call him uncle Fan
Wrong! You're supposed to spell it O'Rourk.
If that's how you spell it.
I'm guessing you mean Beto O'Roark.
well i am betos niece so I think I should be admin
can I also be admin? I’m actually pence so u aught to make me admin
well as long as u r not Hillary he might make u admin...
Ask Mr. Trump. This is his group.
He means he plays his music so loudly that his neighbors can hear it.
my neighbors listen to good music...if they want it or not 😂
yeah I like those William
I said Hallelujah was my favorite Christmas song. The Motions is my favorite song in general.
I love weird al yankovic like fat and eat it by him
lol...love how the fav songs keep changing all the time 😅
The Motions is my favorite song.
idk. eye of the tiger reminded me of it.
By Ryan Stevenson? Yeah. Why?
reds fan have u heard eye of the storm?
Wait, I already said all of those Christmas songs down there. Woops!
And non-Christmas songs like anything that Matthew West sings and "Had A Bad Day" by Daniel Powter. Oh, yeah, and "Eye of the Tiger"
Pentatonix "Hallelujah" is one of my favorite Christmas songs. That and Matthew West's "Leaving Heaven", Matthew West's "O Holy Night", and Garth Brooks' "O Little Town Of Bethlehem."
Tobymac’s little drummer boy is awesome too
carol of the synths by Har Megiddo is great
hey @ reds fan I’m like to consider myself a music buff as well
you guys should look up weird al yankovic he has some funny songs
if it doesn’t have a tail it’s a monkey
ohhhh where is my hairbrush
Especially Lance the turtle. That is my all time favorite silly song.
took me a while to recognize that bc. I haven’t seen it in FOREVER
oh man!! those were my favorite too
i love silly songs with Larry 😂
Eh, it's not for everyone. Nobody else seems to be on when I'm on.
Which means I like music and I know a lot of songs.
I like to consider myself a music buff.
Like I said, it's still a good song.
Somehow "Hallelujah" by Pentatonix is considered Christmas music, but it's still a good song.
I like Matthew West "Leaving Heaven", Matthew West "O Holy Night", and Garth Brooks "O Little Town Of Bethlehem." You should listen to those too, if you get a chance.
and it has a catchy beat!!!
YouTube it!!! it is super funny and totally describes Houston.
my is also no white Christmases in Houston. you should go listen to it if u haven’t
my favorite Christmas song is "Mo White Christmases in Houston"
lol no we didn't want Beto to win because we are christians and Cruz is better at that.
Yeah, and if Beto is your uncle, you Beto behave yourselves.😂😂😂
Well, if Trump won't answer maybe you guys will. What are your favorite Christmas songs?
are you in the Christmas spirit trump?
Well, I'll believe you until I have reasons otherwise because you seem like honest people. But why did you want Cruz to win if Beto is your uncle?
come on!!! me and dancer are his nieces.
Sure. I really don't believe you burger.
lol. hey trump, I'm Beto's niece. so yeah!!!
hi trump. quick question. are you the real trump and plz tell the truth
When illegal immigrants rush the border and try to get in illegally, like Mr. Trump said, we should use any tactics possible to keep them out. If we don't, we could stand by and wave at them and hold a banner saying "Welcome Illegal Immigrants." 😂
I agree Mr. Trump, and thanks for finally responding to one of my posts. I do have one more question though. What are some of your favorite Christmas songs, Mr. Trump. I would appreciate it if you could respond before the end of the day. Thanks.
ya know...we have one thing in common...I play the Trumpet!
lol thx trump...I bet u meant various instead of versions
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Of course he wanted Cruz to win! Those first two or three were a little odd though.
those were questions for trump.
what time do you go to bed at night? how many hours of sleep do you get at night? what do you like to do in your free time? did you want Beto or Cruz to win the Texas election? How would you feel if Beto ran against you in 2020?
Uh, Mr. Trump, the caravan is here. I've heard the media complaining about border patrol using tear gas on the immigrants. What are your thoughts?
well he has no time, he talks like a pres, he had a secretary, ...lol mby he is the pres 😅
ok he is to convincing. to be honest I really think he is the real president.
WHY DOES IT ALWAYS HAVE TO BE ON A TUESDAY???!!!
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that was a double negative
Well, yes and we dont do black Friday shopping, because, ummm well, Nvm. I uh dont not will I ever tell you.
you mean the one who’s not real
😳 Woah! Don't steal, dude. Be careful, we'll report you to Mr. Trump.
lol if u steal in the first place, y do u let urself get caught?
This is why I dont do shopping.
Yea, I dont buy it I take it thats how I ended up in Juvie the first time.
yup and the mall adds $20 plus dollars on everything
& burger there r always TONS of parking places at a mall...not hard to find one (the dumb thing is just that most of them t taken) 😂😂
? ...u don’t buy it u just take it ??
We dont do black shopping Friday cause I dont buy it I take it.
lol don’t go to the mall go on amazon
no it's not. we COULD NOT find a parking spot at the mall...😒
oh how I love Black Friday.
cuz John cracking up jokes 😑
oh ok... why would I need to know?
yeah well my dad owns his own business so I can hop in whenever
lol so sound is an electric lawnmower 😂
lol J0h4nn3$ = cool guy, boarder, hacker, soccer player, stunt man 😄
hey what??? so dancer & burger r the same person? “amber=dancer” 😂😂
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amber=dancer/babysitter/photographer/teacher
Emma=Dancer/Babysitter/what ever else
no I’m not a psychiatrist
Isn't Mr. Trump supposed to be available today?
sound? cause I don't want to be a psychiatrist.
(whoever feels spoken to😅)
lol u look like a psychiatrist
I mean the name is Blondes are the Bomb.
Natalie, you wanna join blondes only? we are talking about sounds hair. lol
yeah he did...thx gods chick
I think John made a new group, it’s called Emoji Talk or something.😊
join chat kindly not rudely
I can’t find match making.
there is no more match making.
lol dancer 😂...at least I look like a person
hi Natalie 👋 ... pls join Prayer Requests (it’s a group that collects prayer requests and where we pray for others) ...lol & if u want a match, pls join Match Making 😄
well what proof do we have that he’s not trump??
he’s pretty Good at faking it tho
hi. is Donald trump actually in this group?
hahaha. I never even noticed how much ur pic looked like u John
oh my word John!!! I never realized that!!! I do believe you're right!!?
lol...pic looks just like u dancer😂
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
that’s what l’ll can him.
uhhh... you said you didn't like it.
yeah we were made to be that.
lol blondie and burger...I think u r companions of suffering
I think he wants us to be respectful...so Mr. President or mr trump
what should i call u trump, mr, mr president, president, commander in cheif, big boss, the one in charge or mr boss
you’re the question asked and I am the listener.
Dear Trump, - [ ] What time do you go to bed at night? - [ ] How many hours of sleep do you normally get a night? - [ ] What do you like to do in your free time? - [ ] Did you want Beto or Cruz to win the Texas election? - [ ] How would you feel if Beto ran agains you in 2020? Thanks trump. -akamburger
also... here are some more questions for you trump.
Ahhh! I see you've changed back to Caroline, like I told you. My question: what are our relations with North Korea and Russia right now, Mr. fake Trump. I know, guys, I never let it go. But it just seems wrong to try to take credit for something someone else has done. Our real President tries very hard to protect our country and I respect that.
another... what is your favorite thanksgiving food?
ok here's a question for ya trump. What are you Thankful for?
IKR blondie? we do have each other though. and Hallie.
Respected users of this website and platform. The president of the United States of America regrets not having taken the needed and accessible time to answer current questions to and for his person on this platform. Nevertheless, the president would like to announce his renewed availability to users on this platform on the following day in the group holding the name of America First. The president wishes to ask the users of this platform to state and post questioning and questionable comments on the group by the name of America First. These questions will be answered and discussed on the following day when time based facilities permit. Sincerely, Caroline Sunshine (Assistant Press Secretary to the current president of the United States of America, Donald J. Trump).
IKr?! we need more blondes to relate with don't we aka?!?! well I guess we have each other.............😐
lol I hoped it was blond so blondie would have someone to share her predicament 😄
lol and my horse is brown not blond
wow thanks for the compliment
lol Blondies 😅 ...I k what it is bc I’m not blond like those who said lol which were u and akamburger & laurance’s horse is also blond so...😂
how did you get that temp
yeah I bet it would. what is the high during the summer in ND? here it is 106 degrees but the feels like is 120 degrees
Yea, 48 is cold for Texas and Oklahoma. Right now its 49 soooo cloe
akamburger that'd be so hot here 😂
they're all saying lol cuz they don't know what it is either and I bet u don't either LOL!!!
if u wanna see the emojis blondie...try to jailbreak ur iPad...to bad ur to blond to know what a jailbreak is 😄
that's chilly. it is 48 here. that is REALLY COLD for Texas
lol probably. I can't see them 😔. and yes Amber and I will be the blondes for y'all to make y'all SEEM smarter lol
love you too amber🥰🥰. is it just me or are y’all frozen?🥶🥶
don’t feel bad blondie...burger also always needs 2 explanations
Blondie’s right...this time at least😄
burger he was laughing at ur comment that you didn't even know ND existed... how many times must I tell you! 😂
yo trump why are your messages so long
I was laughing at burgers comment
yeah Blondies right...seldom happens but yeah 😅
no Kevin Cramer is definitely not my dad. my dads running for state not national lol. also I think John was laughing at u burger when u said u didn't even know ND existed!! LOL !!!! 😂😂😂😂
Josh Hawley is a due that ran for Gov. of Mo
duh but what did I speak?
lol burger...u actually made me laugh 😅
down with that other evil lady
josh Hawley won yesssssssss
yeah I didn't even know it existed until you told me about it. 😂
yeah Blondie, it’s definitely YOUR state ...nobody may know anything about it😄
bc. we voted for TEXAS no nd
that is supposed to mean no
I was just saying that cause I remember him being said from ND and I remember you saying your were from ND so I kinda figured you knew him. is he your dad? or no?
his name is Kevin right? is that your dad?
oh good no more confusing burger. also how do u know about KEVIN? he's from MY state. of course everyone knows about Ted Cruz lol. and my dad won to so yay
mr. president do u know Beto is probably going to run for president in two years? and he is pretty tough.
talking to the president man...u missed it!
hey haven’t been on in a while watcha up to
lol. there were to now there is one
I only see one akamburger!
Why is Donald Trump on scripture typer?
this is cool...so many burgers around 😄🍔🍔
TED CRUZ WON! TED CRUZ WON!!!
when will trump be on again?
how do u know reds fan?? this is gonna be WAY to confusing for my brain cause actually I think there THREE akamburgers ugh!!
FYI everyone, one of the two akamburgers is dancer4Christ.
and reds fan that is a good point
k well looks like I don't need to ask the questions for aka cause she already got it. but I was also wondering if Trump thinks she'd be good with sound? also Trump she is a she, so yeah.
I still don't think it's Sunshine. I'm pretty sure it's Raj Shah.
And I don't think it's Carolina. I think it's Caroline.
He didn't even say assistant until I corrected him the first time.
hey trump! u didn’t answer if sound fits with burger...
ok I googled sunshine...she’s a Press assistant alright
I have a question. Why can you never get your press secretaries right? You should at least remember who it is. Answer: Because you are not the real President.
Dear Mr/Ms/Mrs akamburger. I am pleased and gladdened by the various questionable resources and interrogation you have posted on this platform. I would future be pleased to proceed with answering on each simplified topic. Since I am not aquatinted with you private standards of living, I am not in position to give explanatory resources to the first and last of your questions. As president of the United States, I have great responsibility for this country and for various positions in terms of mandates in this sector of politics. Self explanatory if disliked Mike Pence to utmost political failure, I would put to action any means possible to eliminate him. Though various necessities call me to my position as president, I dislike the loss of time based facilities to and for my dear family. When provided, I take these time based means to live out my private life and expectations. I am gladdened by any further answer seeking citizens who by further questions strengthen public dialogue. #PromiseKept #AmericaFirst #YouthDifference
I can answer the last one for u...YES!
Questions for trump - [ ] Would I make a good Comedian? - [ ] Do you like Pence as your vice? - [ ] How do you feel about Pence's beliefs? - [ ] How often do you spend time with your family? - [ ] Do you make time for your family? - [ ] Do you think soundwave and I would be a good match? This is a question I was told to ask. Thanks trump. -akamburger
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well Blondie if u ask the questions for me he will think u r the silly one 😂
Questions for trump - [ ] Would I make a good Comedian? - [ ] Do you like Pence as your vice? - [ ] How do you feel about Pence's beliefs? - [ ] How often do you spend time with your family? - [ ] Do you make time for your family? - [ ] Do you think soundwave and I would be a good match? This is a question I was told to ask. Thanks trump. -akamburger
do I need to repost my questions for trump?
it's both. aka and burger.
I thought her nickname was burger
thats what Ive been calling u anyways lol
amber your new nickname is aka🤣🤣
ok aka I'll try to remember and John why can't u just ask him urself silly
yeah I think he meant burger
I have a question to add Blondie...would dancer fit with soundwave?
that wasn’t a guess Blondie...the left person just totally looks like an Emma, and the right one looks just like an amber
Questions for trump - [ ] Would I make a good Comedian? - [ ] Do you like Pence as your vice? - [ ] How do you feel about Pence's beliefs? - [ ] How often do you spend time with your family? - [ ] Do you make time for your family? Thanks trump. -Akamburger
here are my questions for trump. please ask them for me blondie.
that's what I would've guessed too... totally
Is he right Dancer4Christ?
Amber told Blondie she was blond to...and the left person is definitely NOT blond
left is Emma, right is burger
I am pretty sure that Aka is on the right and ur on the left. :D
ol raise your hand if u know who is who in my pic
you know who is who blondie?
wasn’t talking to u I was talking to John
thank u John one is amber and the other is me try to guess who is who.
how do u know who is who?
cool pic Emma! u don’t look as mean as u post 😄
I already decided to call u irrelephant 😄
and pumpkins r KINDA blond no?
thanks dancer I was like, "there's actually a pic that zooms perfectly on the pumpkin and it's perfect for fall time!" also John u can call me a pumpkin head...if u want. I'm keeping this pic for a while tho 😏
oh I get it. Luke is lion and Sarah is lioness. coolness
wait so lioness is his gf?
Luke looks so much like my bro its creepy and he was Lion.
Luke looks so much like my bro its creepy and he was Lion.
lol so I am now a donke (dog snake)
that one makes u look like a pumpkin 😅
no I liked the old pic better Blondie
and yes my dads a republican running against democrats but sadly you guys can't vote for him unless your in our district 🙃
of course I'm not the youngest I'm the oldest silly dancer!! 😜
it isn’t perfect but I will fix it later
just saw u change ur pic lioness
trump’s gonna be here on the 6th he said
he did Tuesday. we will be back in Tuesday
whay happened to mr president he hasnt talked here in a while
no but you’re acting like it.
u just don’t want to admit that i am right.
no he is running for district house in nd we live in tx so we wouldn’t have voted for him. the elections rn are only for the state you’re in.
Blondie i think u spell kooooool with ‘c’
blondie, r u the youngest?
uh huh. my parents and bros voted I so wish I could vote
yeah but early voting is open now
yes and Nov 6th is Election Day ya know
ok koooool I'll be waiting
he's running for district house
thanks!!! I will give you a list on Sunday or Monday
Donals Trump yay ur gonna be on another day!! can u tell all North Dakotans to vote for Kevin Cramer and also my dad
blondie, would you mind asking so questions for me to him on Tuesday?
you have coop too you ding dong
ooh now that's a burn Amber and Emma family
why does he always make it on Tuesdays. we have coop all day that day.
Dear users and participants of and on this application. The president of the United States of America regrets his extensive shortage of time on the past day, leading from various duties which have appeared unpredictably. Donald J. Trump would like to announce his renewed availability in the group by the name of America First for the 6th of November 2018. The president regrets not having had further time based facilities to counter and answer various comments and questions put to his person by the users of this application and platform. Sincerely, Carolina Sunshine (Assistant Press secretary to the current president of the United States of America, Donald J. Trump).
we now know that he is not really the real trump.
no Trump is busted he didn't get his secretary right!! 😂
yeah their new. thanks dude
hey lion and lioness! pls join Prayer requests where we pray for others...r u both new on here?
I looked it up, and it looks like Raj Shah appears to be assistant press secretary, not Sunshine.
I haven’t seen any others so I don’t really care.
yes it is probably my fav
yeah I like the snake on the best.
lol thanks I'll do another
she had one that was a fox carrot
that pic it the best one yet akamburger
hi lion and lioness. lioness I'm guessing ur a girl?
I know but y'all are from different packs.
the pack we are in have cubs. a pack has to grow u know.
no. but the pack we r in had cubs.
wow. y'all are married? it is a dog snake
u should see the lion cubs in our pack.
dancer, do you like my picture now?
pretty much for the girls to beat the boys and the boys to beat the girls.
what is the point of those?
then you can join Boys only
thanks lion. it looks real doesn't it. it is actually photoshopped
join match making, prayer requests and on wings like eagles. they are probably the best group out there.
if u girl plz join girls only.
your pic is really cool. I didn’t know there was a thing called a dog catapiller.
cool. nope I am not changing it it is really awesome.
weird. plz change it. it took me about an hour to get through all 7 of my groups.
I have a lot of animal mixed photos.
liiiike the pic Akamburger
well look her up...I think she was a Hollywood star once
Besides, I don't think Sunshine is the assistant press secretary.
I know he said assistant, I was just trying to see if my post suspiciously got deleted.
I would also like to know if he thinks akamburger would make a good comedian!! 😆
Blondie just ask ‘what do you think about everything’ 😄
reds fan, I think Sunshine is a Press secretary assistant to trump
lol trump, do you think I would make a good Comedian!
yeah but funny. who's sunshine
I dont even read his post anymore they are too long
Stop signing Sunshine as the press secretary! Sanders is the press secretary now, I'm fairly certain!
so what do you think about abortion, homosexuality and illegal immigrants? and capitalism and welfare? and the national debt? and inflation? sorry I keep thinking of more and more
AMEN!! that's awesome Mr. Trump!!
Dear citizens of the United States of America, I am greatly pleased and gladdened by the various questions asked and put to me by the users of this application. Jesus to me is somebody I can think about for security and confidence. Somebody I can revere in terms of bravery and in terms of courage, and because I consider the Christian religion so important, somebody I can totally rely on in my own mind. As you know, I am Presbyterian and Protestant. I’ve had great relationships and developed even greater relationships with ministers. We have tremendous support from the clergy. I am going to treat my religion, which is Christian, with great respect and care. I am hoping and wish for further questions to appear in the process of this current day, and implore you to treat others and my person with respect and dignity. #Godisgood #AmericaFirst #Religion
mm probably not he'll get real mad
mr trump can i call you trump or donald or mr of president or sir or hahaha
haha John I forgot my name because everyone always calls me something different so it's hard to keep track 😝
k I will ask akamburgers question, Mr. Trump. what are your religious beliefs?
Respected users of this application. The president of the United States of America, Donald J. Trump, has announced his availability for this progressing day. Due to numerous bindings and responsibilities imposed on his person as President of the United States, the president would like to announce that his available time has drastically diminished to a shorter period of time. The president greatly regrets this, but implores every user on this platform to have questions based comments ready and available during the later hours of this progressing day. The president wishes, none the less, to answer and reply to each question asked on this platform. Sincerely, Carolina Sunshine (Press secretary’s assistant to the current president of the United States of America, Donald J. Trump).
Blondie if u can’t even remember ur own name it’s no wonder u can’t remember burgers😸
yeah this is his group...where is he?
he was gonna come on on the 30th he said
k Trump it's the 30th we're ready to here what u hafta say
ahhhhhh of course I forgot Amber sorry and ur sis is Emma right
Hahaha, wow this is happening
akamburger u blonde too? that's riiiiight. what's ur name
heyyyy. I am a blond. I can remember my own name!!!!!
blonds can’t remember their names u know
is ur name Joseph? well, no cause ur a girl. but my dogs name is Joseph and he kinda looks like that lol
4Christ no I don't think my name is Sierra. lemme check. hey mom is my name actually Sierra? mom, "nope". ok I guess not 😞
I like the other one better
Blondie let’s say TRYING to act smart 😂
hey blondie is your name Sierra?
ohhhh me goodness John ur SMILING!!!
yah actually I'm acting the most smart
Hahaha all of you are acting like blondes rn
the joke that you made John.
the joke doesn't make sense
yeah what she says rarely makes sense...😂jk
I still love that joke John ! 😂
yeah it’s old, but I also love it 😍
wait I already knew that so why did I say ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Its like a song from a LONG time ago but its not bad
Now, many many years ago When I was twenty three I was married to a widow Who was pretty as could be This widow had a grown-up daughter Had hair of red My father fell in love with her And soon the two were wed This made my dad my son-in-law And changed my very life My daughter was my mother 'Cause she was my father's wife To complicate the matters Even though it brought me joy I soon became the father Of a bouncing baby boy My little baby then became A brother-in-law to dad And so became my uncle Though it made me very sad For if he was my uncle That also made him the brother Of the widow's grown-up daughter Who, of course, was my step-mother. My father's wife then had a son That kept them on the run And he became my grandchild For he was my daughter's son My wife is now my mother's mother And it makes me blue Because, she is my wife She's my grandmother too I'm my own grandpa I'm my own grandpa It sounds funny I know But it really is so I'm my own grandpa Now, if my wife is my grandmother Then, I am her grandchild And every time I think of it It nearly drives me wild For now I have become The strangest case you ever saw As the husband of my grandmother I AM MY OWN GRANDPA!!! 😂😂
yeah Blondie, and I’m my own grandpa 😂
so you are right in the middle
for me it goes, three boys, ME, little sis, little bro
my parents r younger than me
and dad and mom are of course older than all of us
yesss you got t right!!!!!! it goes akamburger, dancer, little sis
akamburgers older I think
I have four bros and a sis
how many people r in ur family Blondie?
thanks burger for speaking btn!
she just did her first softball tournament and lost but it was a good experience for her and her team.
so u have one more sister?
I LIKE it! beautiful family. mines kinda of my family too, half of them anyway!
lol. mine is of my family
awe is that a pic of your fam dancer?
wow dancer...u finally said a kind thing about ur sister 😅
she doesn’t have to speak out loud in front of ppl
what tbh that made no sense
in this is don't have to use my words
yeah it’s a great answer Blondie
yes this is a BIG social thing
I don't like being in big social things.
I k but that doesn't explain why
lol yeah I am introverted
like how could she possibly be
she is totally introverted.
Wow, and Josiah will u join GSS?
yeah!! yes I am very introverted.
lol that's great answer John
you can descend from a monkey if you want to ...not me though 😄
well...I’ll say the same to that as I say to people who think we evolved from monkeys...
and do u actually think each of us has a demon inside of us?! 😰
and btw u can just write the comics and make someone else draw
akamburger don't tell me ur an introvert cause I won't believe u
never mind. I don't want you to do anything for me
I have a better idea: I don’t do anything for you until I agree and understand extremely well (cause I don’t understand what I am doing for her.
because you are my sister
but why would I do that for you?
lol because you are the extrovert
ohhhhhhhhh!!! I get it now. idk it would be as funny.
(had Aaron speak to pharaoh for him)
mby u should have ur sister speak for u like Moses
I liked ur old pics better burger & dancer
well, not dating. just match ups.
pretty much. you should join Jesus Freaks!!!
so now this is a dating app wow
I figured you would say that
I see what you are saying but it sounds really bad.
can I answer the first question. you are diffenetly cut out to be a comedian
here is another question trump. what do you think of this statement (I hope you have read the Screwtape Letters), "Think: Do each of us have a demon in a constant state of infiltrating our faith and destroying our relationship with God? Who is your Wormwood?". what would your answer be to those questions?
yep the first on is a maybe but the last two are definites
those are the real questions that I want to ask
dear mr trump, I have a few questions for you. 1. do you think I would make a good comedian? should I make a comic strip? 2. what are your religious beliefs? 3. do you mind if I write a letter to you? I just need the White House address please. thanks!
let's hear trumps opinion on this.
well write a comic strip or SOMETHING
maybe a podcast but still not my thing. I prefer dancing and photography
ha nope. I have public speaking
(I bet soundwave would like that😄)
u should become a comedian burger
well, it's also when you match a male with a female for them to get married, but we're doing it just for fun lol
me too I am leaving bye 👋
I have too many groups sorry bye
yeah post it on Match Making Blondie...
yeah. I know pence is a Christian
and akamburger that's actually a good question I wonder how strong of a Christian he is
I can post it all in the match maker group if u want
let’s ask THE match maker...
so what r all the matches now??
if you join Jesus Freaks, I will join One God. btw Josiah, u are matched up with Chloe in Jesus Freaks.
lol I meant religious beliefs
akamburger I believe I can speak on behalf of Donald trump that he believes in securing borders, capitalism, and many other conservative stuff. which I agree with! 👍
yep you’re matched to 4Christ.
Andrew I believe we matched you too.
oh man what has happened to this group since I left.
donald trump, what is your belief?
Andrew, you will have to join Jesus Freaks to find out.
it is called DJ Nic 11's Music group
lol Andrew it's an inside joke... look at Jesus freaks
maybe but we have no idea what your group is
that may be a possibility
my group may be active if people joined and talked
woah what happened to your name?
hello I joined Mr. Donald Trump
hey reds fan Jesus freaks is very active
I will check out prayer requests but probably not going to join.
i have also mentioned Prayer Requests before...
check out Boys Only...dj nic’s music group isn’t that active
And so nobody gets confused about my name again, I am a Cincinnati Reds fan, not this red guy that John was talking about.
Just wanted to say something random so I used Elmo and a spatula. Does anyone know of another active group I could join?
what in the world r u talking about reds fan
Does anyone know anything about DJ's music group?
not the response I expected.
I might leave because the other day, Elmo stopped me on the side of the road a told me that I was the new leader of the happy chickens. Then he handed me the spatula of knowledge. The spatula told me that if I didn't leave this group, pigs would come down from the sky and eat all of our cheese. The spatula also told me that fish cough.
May check out DJ's music group though.
Ok, understandable. I might leave this group soon anyway, but I will try to check in on the 30th to see what Trump has to say.
there is someone named Red on scripture typer, and i thought u might be him
wow thanks Mr. President for your response on my debate on immigration
But I agree, the (real) President is very busy and needs a lot of prayer to make the right decisions for our country.
I was answering John's question when he said "who r u actually".
btw reds fan you asked "who do you think I am " so I was like "I think you're reds fan" lol
we understand Mr. Trump. life gets busy
John, if you are talking about me, then, yes, this is my only account.
But yet he still pretends to be the President.
Dear Scripture Blondie and others using this platform. I am grateful and very obliged to you for the discussion emitted on this group. Though I am very delighted to answer question put to me by various users, I am saddened as to the various uncooperative posts left here by some users. I would be happy to stay in your service on this platform, but leadings and originating from the various duties imposed on my person as president, I will have no further time based facilities to answer further questions. I would like to announce my availability for the 30th of Oktober in the group by the name of America First. I beg the pardon of all users in this application who wished to speak to me further. I am very obliged to all active users on this platform for taking their personal time and using it to the benefit of public reasoning and dialogue. Sincerely, Donald J. Trump #TimeShort #America #MakeAmericaGreatAgain #dialogue
but is this ur only account?
I know he is not really illegal.
Some of my new posts were deleted too. I don't think the imposter wants everyone to know he is fake. Who do you think I am?
and ok so he's not really being illegal
reds fan I have no idea who's deleting your posts that's strange
mby bc u left the group once
oh wow...my post isn’t here either
Hey, John, do you know if someone deleted my posts?
well who cares...let him be the president if he wants to
This doesn't seem to be a very active group.
Oh, and Mr. Fake President, you don't seem to be a very quick responder.
*it. IS SOMEONE DELETING MY POSTS!?!?!?
Ok I looked it up. Iy is only illegal to impersonate the President if all parties are aware and he/she doesn't do anything else illegal.
btw I meant who said it was illegal to impersonate a government official, but I TOTALLY agree with Trump that it's illegal to come into a county without "complying with the standards set up by the country"
huh? who said it was illegal people do it all the time. and tbh I think Trump makes a lot of typos lol but I could be wrong (look on Twitter). well, I actually agree with you reds fan that he's probably not the real one, but I'm not bothered by it lol
Dear DJ Nic G 11, I am grateful for your sincerity and the acknowledgment of my presidential identity. For current and future debates on the theme of immigration, I would like to leave one thought with you and any user of this platform. The act of immigrating to or undertaking to immigrate to or from another country is no federal offense. But the act of not complying with standards and rules set up by the target country is the main offense and problem. As the president of the United States of America, I position myself to the question of immigration in the following. An Immigrant to the United States of Amerika is compelled to abide by standards, laws and rules of our country. Furthermore the United States of America declines to have illegal and unregistered immigrants poses our social systems and care facilities. In clearer speech: immigration yes, but controlled and restricted by the government. #illeagleimmigration #buildAwall #AmericaFirst
lol Trump you're funny. but for you (whether you're real or not) I'll try to be more respectful #Trumpthebestpresidentever #buildawall
Hello Mr. president i am doing a debate on immigration do you have any tips for me to use? #buildawall #AmericanYouth
Dear Scripture Blondie, I am grateful to you for having respected and responded to my plea for respect on this platform. Nevertheless I am saddened by the comment you have made concerning my identity. I am truly thankful for your compliments and respectability. I would like to remark that your proposal about the #wall is truly an important matter that will be considered and debated about in further sessions. I acknowledge with pleasure that the American youth is leaning, at least partly, to outright speech and willingness to communication. #Buildawall #respect #AmericanYouth
and don't worry guys I still know he's not the real one, I just felt like saying that cause it's true lol
Mr. President I wanted to be the first one on Scripture Typer to tell you that your speech for Ted Cruz last night was phenomenal! You made your point clear, as well as a powerful delivery of a great message! Thank you also for keeping our borders secure. P.S. you may want to move a little faster on that wall, the caravan is on its way 😬 #wasthatrespectful #buildawall #watchoutforDemocrats
or lecture whatever it's called
Though I am not readily compelled to answer to such inquiries, I have decided to do you this favor in remaking my profile picture. I hope that this measure will satisfy you and many others. #trust #president #AmericaFirst
no. ok change your picture to a selfie of you in the White House if you do that then I will believe that your Donald trump
Does the fact that I wish to speak to the American youth bother or annoy you Mr/Mrs. eaglets?
Dear people using this platform. I, the president of the United States, would like to announce my availability for your questions in the group by the name of America First. I plead with everyone who makes use of this offer to handle it with respect. Sincerely, Donald J. Trump #AmericaFirst #MakeAmericaGreatAgain
I have like 3 but they're all not very good
I have a whole joke book saved in my head 😄
are you talking about jokes
so you did all yours from memory huh? impressive
lol I actually just looked them up online
yours are good Blondie...I actually had to laugh 🤣
why does a blond have a round house? so that her dog doesn’t poop in the corner
a blond goes to the store and buys curtains...her friend sees her and asks her why she’s buying curtains (bc she bought curtains already the day before). the blond answers: I forgot my computer has windows 😂
a robber comes into a store and steals a TV. a blonde runs after him yelling "wait, you forgot the remote!"
why can't a blonde dial 911? she can't find the eleven
two blondes fell into a hole. one said "is it dark down here" the other said "I don't know I can't see"
haha you even had some puns in there!
how do you get a one-armed blond out of a tree? you wave 😅😅
why does a blond dump water over her computer? so that she can surf the web (or to delete the firewall)
why does a blond take a ladder to the store? bc the prices r so high
how do you kill a blond? put a scratchnsniff sticker at the bottom of a pool... ok that ones kinda mean but I have every right to say it lol
hi eaglets you back from camping
HAHA John I love blonde jokes ironic I know
make another one for the water to flow out!!
what does a blond do when there is a hole in her boat?
ohhhh here come the blond jokes...I thought u would be offended Blondie
when a blond gets halfway across the ocean and gets too tired to go on she'll just turn around and come back
hunter: I spotted a leopard today! wife: no man, they’re born that way
haha well I love jokes no matter who says them
Who has won employ of them month for the last 3 years?
John stop steal my jokes man .
hecho. who deleted your comment John.
no, it was Chloe and me...ur right @ that Blondie
whaaaaat? who deleted my comments?
I didn't hear anything but I saw them and I don't recall them all being your jokes John
I heard that on Jesus freaks too
yeah I Heard that on on Jesus freaks😂
to see how high the Mexicans can jump😀
here's one: why does trump go to the Olympic Games?
check farther back on Jesus freaks Blondie...I posted like 100 jokes there
don't mind if I call you Liam I hope, I think I will
I know you are Liam "trump" because without being told about them, you joined all the groups he was in, just another Liam account
lol John I got the joke... but I think you got it from Chloe
and I really like ur new pic dancer...
off the wall could be his security dude that follows him around everywhere
Ana
Wednesday, Oct 17, 2018 at 9:11 AM
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The president of the United States of America would like to announce his availability for every Tuesday from 12:00 A.M. to 6:00 P.M. in the group named America First. The president regrets this reduction in time due to multiple responsibilities resting on his shoulders as president of the United States of America. Respectfully, Caroline Sunshine (Press Secretary to the current president of the United States of America, Donald J. Trump).
do you mean the one who is supposed to say Donald Duck when he get shot at?
are you Donald trumps guard offthewall?
hey offTHEwall join my group called Puppy Love thanks
Every president has a private part of his life, same as other prominent personalities. In this private life we can do what we want. So I can also use this application.
it just doesn’t seem possible that the president of the United States would have time for something like Scripture Typer.
are you actually the president Donald J Trump?